On the Tip of the Iceberg

Just because I'm talking about being on the tip of the iceberg doesn't mean that I AM ON AN ICEBERG! It's freakin' hot here! And I'm not talking about the song! hehehehe :) Come on people! El Niño is here and has been here all year round but today...no scratch that...this past few weeks have been HELL! It's a furnace! It's just so damn hot! I'm surprised the iceberg I'm talking about hasn't melted yet!
Don't know what I'm talking about? Heck! Neither do I! I must have fluid and electrolyte imbalace...
Wateeeeeeeerr!!! I'm parched!
I'm not making sense, am I?