Tags & Memes: Funny Lyrics

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I was tagged again by Mommy Irish of Aierin's Collections. Mommy Irish chose the song Macarena. I admit it is pretty funny since I used to sing along without really knowing the correct lyrics! Well, that was way back when I was in grade school so I guess that's forgivable!

The meme goes like this...

Do you know of a song that just cracks you up every time you listen to it?

Don't you think it would be a cool idea to just share it with everyone so that we could all have a good laugh? Well, I do!

Here are the rules:

1. Post the song/video clip.
2. Post the lyrics.
3. Tag others!

I'm now having a hard time picking a song for this one but I settled on one of my favorite funny songs. I was supposed to post a Bisaya song but decided against it since not all readers are Bisaya.

You Don't Love Me Anymore
Weird Al Yankovic

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

Tag, you're IT!
Lurchie, Ruby, Joy, Crissy, & Maricel

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3 deranged screams:

aeirin June 24, 2008 at 10:18 PM  

Hahaha... that is really funny sis

Z'riz June 24, 2008 at 10:49 PM  

hehehe oo...one of my fave songs ai :)

ღ Joymhrdy ღ June 25, 2008 at 6:58 PM  

thanks for tagging me mommy zriz, hehehehe! that song is really indeed funny...lol

now i'm going to find some funny song too...