In the Mail: All About Men

Being something of an OCD, I regularly empty my inbox at least once a day. Sometimes, however, I do keep some mails that I deem interesting. This mail was from Never Dainty and I just couldn't resist sharing this to all female bloggers

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion..
10. Men are like Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms... [deleted] It's just too PG13
12. Men are like Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    

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Fast Food Freestyle

Hey guys! I visited Fast Food Freestyle and I had fun! Hahahaha it was such a laugh! Here's a sample of the videos :) Neat!


The Rap

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...

Oi people from Dumaguete?! Care to try it in Jollibee?

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The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the Criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be Institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a Bed near the window?"

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