Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Oh for crying out loud! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being a nuisance to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to sun down and beyond. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I absolutely, positively promise that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. Seriously! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
Did I just say that?! Yeah well, that was just a random pick from The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. Cool, huh?
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